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Funny Expat Netherlands Sweatshirt | Dutch Culture Jumper – Too Polite / Too Direct – Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | Gildan® 18000 White
€39,70
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This funny expat Netherlands sweatshirt is made for internationals caught between two cultures. The bold slogan — “TOO POLITE FOR HERE / TOO DIRECT BACK HOME” — sums up the everyday reality of living abroad.
Whether you’ve been told you’re “too soft” in Dutch direct conversations or “too blunt” when visiting family back home, this funny Dutch culture sweatshirt turns cultural shock into wearable humour. It’s the perfect expat in the Netherlands gift — comfy, witty, and totally relatable.
Designed for everyday comfort, this expat humour jumper is great for work, study, or just surviving another round of Dutch honesty at the borrel. If you’re looking for Netherlands expat clothing that makes people laugh, this one delivers.
Features
• Classic unisex funny expat Dutch sweatshirt made from a heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
• Crafted with air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
• Reinforced with double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
• 1x1 rib with spandex for extra stretch and recovery.
• Classic fit Netherlands expat jumper designed for everyday comfort.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |