Ho-Ho-Howzit! – Funny South African Christmas T-Shirt for Men
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Bring a little local gees to your festive wardrobe with our Ho-Ho-Howzit! tee — the ultimate Funny South African Christmas T-Shirt for Men that says it exactly how we do down here! 🇿🇦🎄 Perfect for Christmas braais, sunny beach days, or just spreading lekker vibes, this shirt combines festive cheer with that unmistakable South African humour.
Available in White, Ash, Military Green, and Red, this Funny South African Christmas T-Shirt for Men is built for comfort, durability, and everyday wear. Made from heavyweight 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and designed to last through every jol, braai, and family gathering. The relaxed, unisex fit and classic crewneck design make it an easy choice for any oke with holiday spirit.
Features:
· Seamless double-needle collar for lasting comfort
· Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for extra durability
· Taped neck and shoulders for a clean, sturdy finish
· Relaxed, unisex fit — perfect for festive fun or gifting
Fabric details:
· White: 100% preshrunk cotton
· Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
· Military Green: 100% preshrunk cotton
· Red: 100% preshrunk cotton
Because here in Mzansi, even Santa gets a “Howzit!” 🎅🔥 Celebrate the season your way with this Funny South African Christmas T-Shirt for Men — full of sunshine, smiles, and South African gees.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |