I Survived Stage 8 (and a melted fridge) T-shirt – Funny South African T-shirt for Men
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This is the ultimate tee for every oke who’s stared down loadshedding Stage 8 and lived to braai another day. With the slogan “I Survived Stage 8 – And All I Got Was This T-shirt (and a melted fridge)”, this funny South African t-shirt for men turns blackout frustration into full-blown local humour.
Whether you're dodging dead fridges, charging your phone in the car, or just laughing through the madness, this shirt lets the world know you’ve earned your stripes — in the dark.
Why it’s lekker:
· Hilariously relatable slogan for every loadshedding veteran
· Heavyweight 100% cotton — this tee is built tough, just like you
· Classic fit with a relaxed style made for everyday, casual wear
· Seamless double-needle collar for extra comfort
· Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems – because this shirt’s here for the long blackout haul
· Taped neck and shoulders – extra durability for when Eskom tests your limits
· Comes in classic blackout black — to match the grid and your mood.
Perfect for:
· Guys who’ve mastered the art of the flashlight shuffle
· Proud South African men with a dark (literally) sense of humour
· Gifting to dads, mates, uncles, or yourself
· Surviving power cuts — in style
You’ve done your time. Now wear the proof.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |